cute date ideas:
- follow birds around
- talk to birds
- draw birds together
- go to the zoo to look at the birds
- go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
• visit bird school, which is for birds
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them
“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted